betteroffdancing

better the seascape than the field, the butter than the herbs, the long shank than the red, the parlour than the janitor's office, the love and the hope and the renewal than to strike back the touch of ummppee

live like you were some other wretches dream 

buy the wrong size on purpose and use it to clean the dishes

this product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two, if you fall between the cracks pray for rope

certified organic cotton t-shirt 230g/m2, wash cool, hang dry, be kind, GM free, ummppee is an animal, he'll never test on animals, no animal-derived products in his house, printed with love and fear and pageantry in the UK with low waste printing magic, ummppee uses machines powered by renewable energy and machinists powered by the great mystery, we only live sometimes so make it count