forgivepantry

lay your naked self before the jury, beg them not to forgive and swear them you'll for sure ne'er forget the hand of ummppee, for when the rising tide is pressed to their face, they shall know unbounded love

live like a cat, unbuttoned and sharp

buy the wrong size on purpose and sleep with it over your head, all sizes in cms

this product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two, if you fall between the cracks pray for rope

certified organic cotton t-shirt 230g/m2, wash cool, hang dry, be kind, GM free, ummppee is an animal, he'll never test on animals, no animal-derived products in his house, printed with love and fear and contempt in the UK with low waste printing magic, ummppee uses machines powered by renewable energy and machinists powered by the great mystery, we only live sixteen times so make them count