pawlaurent

pour a little treacle down the spout and watch it get stuck, then lean across, pick a friend and tell them there is more love than they'll ever know

live like a firework bound for the sea

buy the wrong size on purpose and give it away, all sizes in cms

this product is oversized, if you fall between the sizes go for the smaller of the two, if you fall between the cracks pray for rope

certified organic cotton t-shirt 230g/m2, wash cool, hang dry, be kind, GM free, ummppee is an animal, he'll never test on animals, no animal-derived products in his house, printed with love and fear and lust in the UK with low waste printing magic, ummppee uses machines powered by renewable energy and machinists powered by the great mystery, we only live seventeen times so make them count